February 2012
16 posts
Had a dream last night I was visiting the dentist. He was an old guy with a weird mustache. He’s having a go at my teeth with his mini ice pick when he starts this wacky seizure like he was possessed by dentist demon. Cuts off my tongue.
Bastard!
We’re in the room alone. Mustachio the dentist, covered in my tongue blood, having himself a grand mal seizure. Yours truly searching...
Who would play me in a movie?
This is too easy. Verne Troyer. Obviously.
Anonymous asked: Would you rather lose some front teeth or an eye ball?
Anonymous asked: If you could make any TV show become real life and become a part of their lives, what show would it be?
Do your worst →
January 2012
32 posts
Glass in the Park - Alex Turner
you guys know this is myspace right?
“Don’t say anything that doesn’t improve on silence.”
Do this. →
this one too →
you guys you guys you guys this is perfect →
Anonymous asked: if you were the bachelor, i'd definitely win.
I like you guys.
December 2011
62 posts
